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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both
cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it
divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
Ronald Reagan:
I don't recall.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive
there was.
Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it
take.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross
the road.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
Joseph Stalin:
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.
Oliver Stone:
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather
"Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our
haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone
ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place anyway?"
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and
that was good enough for us.
George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he
was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only
serving their interests.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Plato:
For the greater good
Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
PMS woman:
IT JUST BLOODY WELL DID