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What an amazing year of squirt. Post production is almost a quarter complete and promise our incredible base of enthusiastic supporters that this will be the best Jib Squirt video yet. This year's themes will cover the golden hours of Nolichucky's cowbell, mystical conquests upon the Halls of Karma, endless summer rides at Hiwassee destination Leslie and of course the unrelenting intensity of Upper Gauley.

There is a conscious attempt to tone down the violence, sexuality and language but viewers should understand the consequences of upending such paradoxical relationships of man, water and craft. We explore beyond the metaphysical struggle between good and evil with characters of profound influence and conflict but ultimately it's up to the critics to judge our successes and failures.

Here are some of the scenes from Nolichucky. These are intended as promotional posters so please feel free to print them, blow them up and hang them on your walls. Thanks again for the passionate support and we are all looking forward to the coming of Jib Squirt 16.

Great pictures.

Thanks! Here is the trailer, which is also the ending.

https://vimeo.com/205276873

This Is What You Came For is the first segment at Nolichucky's Cowbells. Filmed mostly during late spring and early summer when the sun sets in the crook of the river gorge's western mouth. Other than river residents, few characters inhabit the sequence allowing focus on what is in essence a love story.

Here are some images from the upcoming Hiwassee Leslie video.

Nice edit!

Thanks sacred cow. Ride Green Medicine at Hiwassee River's Leslie is a classic summer chill fest set to an island theme. It's a paced introduction to a large and varied cast setting the stage for mysterious plot developments in the future. Don't get too comfortable or complacent, fall is right around the corner..

https://vimeo.com/209024651

The legends are true when mystics speak of the magical lands. The deepest portal most dare probe is ancient and powerful. Within lies the enchanted gold we seek. Here lie truths from Misty Mountains for all to see.

Enough with the drivel. Give us the Gauley.

I will ignore your misguided comment sir, apologize for not meeting your expectations and thank you for your support. Isn't all life drivel compared squirting the Upper G? Even The First The Serpent is drivel compared to actually doing it but better than nothing I guess. Also Tfat, as I've told you before, you probably can't handle the amount of intensity that will be unleashed upon you in The First The Serpent. I could be wrong, but it's probably best to work your way up.