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Look only if you dare
Watery reflection slithering hair.
Witches tomb frozen warrior stones
Battle rages divine power mortal throne.

As you know, it's a been a tough year on the industry. We avoided the worst of the accusations and scandal but the current state of affairs has us sinking into an abyss of financial insolvency.

Half our equipment is gone, entire workforce laid off, and production halted on all projects.
All except one.

I'm secretly working on an Upper Gauley project that is sure to be notable. It's entirely self funded but recently received a data drive from a reliable source, though it's quality at this time is still unknown.

Most of the visuals are already assembled, soundtrack is in place though audio effects still has a long stretch ahead. Due to budgetary constraints and proprietary camera technology concerns, there will be no promotional images for this year's only Jib Squirt film. At this time, we are projecting a June completion but striving for sooner. We will post it here first. Thank you for the interest and support.

Realizing this creation needs more than a lousy poem I have summoned artwork that evokes the spirit of the journey. The ending is a worthy adversary but will be victorious some day soon.

Coming This June..

Release the Kraken! Facing The Gorgon is now playing live at my Vimeo and Youtube pages. Surprised that resolution on Youtube seemed better than Vimeo although it reverted to 360p at one point which Vimeo has never done. Curious what others see but YouTube might be my preferred platform for traffic.