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Author: | Infinitefluff [ Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:23 am ] |
Post subject: | Skirtworks? |
Is Skirtworks still in business? Tried contacting them to no avail. Has anyone dealt with them recently? |
Author: | (~) [ Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Skirtworks? |
Haven't the slightest 'bout what condition SkirtworkS condition is in, but... Walking down the street one day, I done seen my partner I said, "Hey, man, how you doin'?" I said, "I'm just doing fine on a corner" He said, "Guess what, man? I'm a businessman now" I said, "What? You a businessman? What kinda business y'all in?" He said, "Well, you name it and I got it." I said, "Do you sell used cars?" He said, "Well, not too used." I said, "Do you sell dope?" He said, "What you want?" I said, "Are you a refrigerator repair service man?" He said, "Well, you got a refrigerator?" I said, "No, I was just asking." He said, "Whatever you want it's what you get" Told me, told me anything you want, you can have it I said, "Well, listen, man, I'm kinda lonesome." He said, "Is that all?" I said, "Well, you know, things are getting kinda tight Me and my old lady had a falling out, you understand. Getting kinda lonely." He said, "Well, listen, how much bread y'all got?" I said, "Well, about a dollar a quarter" He said, "Brother, dollar and a quarter? Well, maybe, I don't know, maybe I could fix you up with something." I said, "Anything is good, man, anything that's wet and wiggles, I'll take it." So he said, "Alright, man, listen, look down on the corner, see that girl" I said, "Who?" He said, "See that girl down on the corner." I said, "That's a girl? Look more like a Jersey cow." He said, "Well, you ain't got more than a dollar and a quarter, what do you want?" WHAT U NEED... ---- & ---- |
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